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Here are the rules:
1. Choose 10 of your characters
2. Answer the questions.
3. Tag 4 or more people

1.) Hakuro de Killer (Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney)
2.) Jonouchi Kotaro (One Piece)
3.) Charles Magna (Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic)
4.) Otsuke (Runes of Magic)
5.) Kentou Aokichi (Yu-Gi-Oh! / GX / 5Ds)
6.) James Law (Firefly / Serenity)
7.) Ensign Green (Dragon Ball / Z / GT)
8.) Steele Colbalt (Pokemon)
9.) Petoria (Hetalia: Axis Powers)
10.) Shigure Gaelian (Suikoden)

1. 4 and 2 are swimming, and 4 sees a shark. What does 4 do?
Otsuke would calmly, yet stealthily head back to shore and, when on dry land, he would shout to Jonouchi "Today's lesson! Always be aware of your surroundings!", in which Jonouchi would turn around and start swimming for shore as fast as possible, swimming through half the sand on the beach before he finally lost momentum. Otsuke may be the teacher-type, but he isn't a very nice guy.

2. 3 gets kidnapped by a clown who will eat his/her soul. Who comes to rescue him/her?
Charles scoffs and tries to confuse the clown using very expensive words and legal psychobabble that would make even a veteran politician get incredibly confused. As for who would rescue him, the most likely would be Shigure. He's an attention whore and wants the credit.

3. Who would 2 rather kiss? 5, 1, or 7?
Jonouchi is very particular about who he'd kiss, preferably someone as fun and rambunctious as he is, which takes out 1 and 7 automatically. As for Kentou (#5), it depends on his dominant personality at the time. 'Kenny' is a definite yes as he's just as fun as he is! 'Ken' is alright, but not Jonouchi's ideal pick. 'Kenneth' is a flat-out NO since he's as much of a hardass as Hakuro (1) and Green (7).

4. 6 and 4 are about to fall off a cliff. 9 can only save one of them. Who does he/she rescue?
Otsuke (4) would use a Fireball to blast him back onto the cliff while James (6) would probably fall and try to grab a hold of something. Neither of them overly amused, but James definitely yelling profanities at Petoria (9), who would just be standing at the edge of the cliff laughing his ass off like the douchebag he is.

5. Who is 10's idol?
Shigure's idol is himself, of course~!

6. What is a strange habit that 4 has that would make 8 uncomfortable?
Otsuke is a grammar nazi, and would be chastising Steele (8) for his heavy slang usage and laidback speech.

7. What scares 9 the most?
Humiliation. Petoria is the very embodiment of schadenfreude and therefore, he loves making fun of people who are in a state of humilation, but fears the state himself.

8. 1 is being held at gunpoint. What does 10 do?
Shigure holds his hands up and starts pleading to spare his life. If he manages to get away, he later gloats about his 'bravery' in that situation.

9. 6 is given a choice on how he/she gets to die: Being struck by lightning, getting his/her throat sliced, or drowning. Which do he/she chose?
James would choose getting his throat sliced, then bank on being able to fight back, screaming wild, profane things as he fended off his murderer with whatever he had access to in a very insane fashion.

10. Why would 2 want to kill 9?
Jonouchi would kill Petoria because Petoria is a douchebag who needs to die.

11. Why would 8 get arrested?
Well it'd be hard for him to get arrested for anything since he's a good boy and all, but maybe for accidentally destroying property during a close-quarters battle...?

12. The evil clown comes back and is now after 5. The clown chases 5 into a vacant building, and is about to eat his/her soul. Will 2 help 5?
Kentou could make sure the evil clown couldn't consume his soul by constantly switching it on the clown, making it incredibly hard to focus on one and impossible to down all three at once. Using this to buy time for Jonouchi to show up and decimate the evil clown with a Rokuougan!

13. Here is a message for 3 : THE PURPLE ELEPHANTS ARE COMING!
"Purple Elephants, hmm? Those'd be quite rare." *presses buttons on his console* "Czerka Corporation Executive Field Representative ID #6954 Charles Magna requesting Heavy Cargo Transport and 100 Large Animal-sized force cages on the double." "Yes sir, Mr. Magna. They'll be prepared in 1 standard day for your use." "Excellent. Charles Magna out." *presses buttons* "Now I shall be the sole distributor of purple elephants in all the galaxy! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!"

14. 10 is asked to star in his/her own show! What does he/she make the show about?
"This is a show about ME! Where I, my audience, and my guests talk about ME and MY opinions about things relevant to ME! ADORE ME, DEAR FANS!!"

15. A kangaroo wearing boxing gloves punches 1 in the gut.
He would be shot backwards into a tree before getting up and shooting the kangaroo in the head. Then before leaving the scene, he drops his calling card and a letter, "This beast was shot in self-defense. -Hakuro de Killer".

16. Who is the one person 2 trusts?
Jonouchi trusts lots of people, but he trusts his teachers most of all! Rob Lucci, Kaku, Kalifa, Blueno, Kumadori, Jyabura, and Fukurou. They taught him everything he knows and he trusts them all, even if some of them shouldn't be trusted.

17. A bag of bricks is about to fall on 1 and she/he doesn't know it. 3 sees the bricks coming at him/her. What does 3 do?

Charles would take out his "Dealbreaker" Blaster pistol, cleverly disintegrates enough of them so that Hakuro could escape safely. Then after the disaster was over, Charles would start up his sales pitch about Czerka Corporation weaponry and how they should really be invested in.

18. Of all the girls here, which one wants to kill 4?
Women do not exist in my list of OCs.

19. 7 is gonna go on a cruise! But the cruise is set in hurricane season!
To hell with that! Green will use his "Aogunha" to blast the hurricanes away!